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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Baby Grandmama Drama

This is incredible. In a twist ripped from the pages of soap digest, it turns out that Palin's infant down-syndrome gifted son may in fact be her grandchild. What's next? An evil twin? I can only imagine the election offices of the two camps right now. Of course, it will turn out that "they knew all along" and "respected her privacy" and her "great courage." But this, in combination with their attempts to can Palin's brother-in-law, like Hickville P.I. I'm waiting for the wife-beater-wearing hubby so show up with his trucker cap to make a statement. Here's a shot of Palin, "seven months pregnant."